You know you've assimilated IF:
3. You go stir crazy on your days off.
4. Sarcasm makes you uncomfortable.
5. You're shocked when you have to pay TAXES at Starbucks or VIPS. You're seduced by 1 + 1 marketing schemes.
6. When posing for a photo, you automatically grab a friend and make the 'peace' sign.
7. You loathe the Korean girl on America's Next Top Model. If you're a girl, you're not adverse to bows, frills or parasols.
8. You don't bother saying excuse me when you bump into someone. What are lineups?
9. You take your coffee cold.
10. You won't buy a snack without reading the label.
11. You stretch and pick your teeth in public.
12. You don't like to make conversation while you eat. Toilet paper makes a good napkin.
13. You're too competitive to be happy for coworkers who get a promotion.
14. You feel guilty about going to the movies (or anywhere) alone.
15. You think a big nose suggests a man's assets, not hands or feet.
16. You're as likely to have a "night out" on a Wednesday, as a Friday or Saturday.
17. You are apologetic when you don't know the answer to something.
18. When you're given a task, you do it right away.
19. The first question you want to ask a stranger is their age.
20. You feel sorry for single people.